Their Last Dance

Idol used "green power" for the elimination episode this week, because it was Earth Day. I'm not exactly sure what they did that was "green" but they like to think they are doing something special for the world. And since there doesn't seem to be an Idol Gives Back this season, why not save the environment for one day of the year.



The contestants got a real choreographer this week to teach them the dance routine they would be performing during the group number. SURPRISE...IT'S PAULA ABDUL!!! She worked them hard because she claims to be a drill sergeant when it comes to dancing. But really she just talked to the camera. Matt even had time to download one of his performances as a ring-tone while just sitting around waiting for Paula to finish talking to the camera. At the end of the group number, they gave her a giant bouquet of flowers...and she wore the shortest dress possible to show off her cooch.



I'm combining the group number and the Ford commercial, because there's really not much you can say about either of them. The song was bad. They really focused more on the dancing this week. They all wore sunglasses...and "disco" shirts. And they brought back the lip synch for it...probably because the dancing was so hard for them. The commercial was dumb. It was to the tune of "I'm Good, I'm Gone." I'm not sure that's even a real song, that's how bad it was. They premise is that they all have jobs that they hate. Then at the end they all walk into a cafe that is having an open mic night. The end.



Let's get right to the elimination. Lil Rounds is sent to the center of the stage...and immediately sent home. WOW...that was quick. She sang her song again. Everyone is saying that she sang it really well, but I didn't watch it because I just didn't care. She's going home to her husband and 3 kids now...but she'll be back for the tour.



It's now time for the DISCO SPECTACULAR!!!!!!!

It's starting off with Freda Payne. You might be asking yourself, who is that? I know that I was. But she sang the song "Band of Gold." And that's exactly what she's singing for us. And she was awful. I'm not sure when she performed last, but she has apparently forgotten how to perform well. And she's completely out of breath...maybe because her dress was so tight.



Next up is Thelma Houston...now that's a name I recognize. She's belting out her classic, "Don't Leave Me This Way." I'm not sure why she chose that dress though. It's a little short for a lady her age...and it's canary yellow! But she still sounds good...and much better than Freda Payne. She has some big old boobies and she's not afraid to put them front and center and shake them around. Very sassy!!!



Our final performance in the spectacular is KC (from KC and the Sunshine Band). He's doing their big hit, "Get Down Tonight." And he's brought along some hoochie dancers because that's what this song needs. Oh wait, two of the dancers are actually his back-up singers. He's very old. But he still sounds the same. But after the song was over, the camera pulled in for a close-up on him and he just licked his lips. It was kind of gross and disturbing.



Back to the elimination...let's find out who rounds out the bottom 3 this week. Lil is already gone, so that's one...let's see who else America doesn't like.

KRIS...is safe.
ADAM...is safe.
DANNY...is safe.
ANOOP...is a bottom, I mean in the bottom.
ALLISON...is also in the bottom.
MATT...is safe.

Why do people hate Allison so much? She had one of the best performances of the night...and now she's in the bottom. It would actually serve the judges for saving Matt last week if Allison went home. But I really don't want her to go...since I really want her to win.

Before we find out who's going home, let's bring back Idol's biggest disco sensation, David Archuleta. OK, that's really true. But why would you bring him back during disco week. His voice sounded really weird. It didn't sound like him at all. And then I just stopped watching it...I couldn't be bothered.



So who's going home? Allison or Anoop? Well, it's Anoop "Dawg" Desai. He's out of here. He sang his song again and I didn't listen to it because I didn't really like it the first time around.



They did a combined montage for the Anoop and Lil while Carrie Underwood played. End of show. Done!